WTH!

I forgot to mention, I found a small family of strecth marks on my right hip this morning. Are you freaking kidding me? My sweet husband tried to convince me that they were bruises...God I love him. So apparently my right hip is getting huge...Something is wrong here. I have gained no weight, yet I now have what resembles a pretty hefty beer gut. I was assuming that I was losing weight in other areas and equally gaining it in the middle. My skin isn't even stretching yet, at least not on my hips, imagine what happens when it does! Apparently I have a jaded outlook on life.